Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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