Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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