Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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