Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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