Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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