She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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