Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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