I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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