SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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