I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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