hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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