You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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