it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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