ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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