My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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