4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I want to be your penis for a week.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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