I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you win again, gameday.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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