Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dear god my vagina.
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