no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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