office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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