happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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