i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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