If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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