Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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