That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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