Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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