dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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