Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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