There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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