And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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