I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
