I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
COCAINE IS GR8
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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