I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
