I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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