I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Say something about gay babies.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
