y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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