May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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