she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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