so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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