these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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