Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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