Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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