Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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