This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Someone came in the potted fern
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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