think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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