I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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