I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my being single is dangerous.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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