Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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