i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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