ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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